Darwin Awards each year celebrates stupidity by awarding those who kill themselves doing something stupid. The more stupid, the higher the award.
The gentleman in this story didn't manage to kill himself. Thus, he does not yet qualify for consideration in this year's awards. However, it seems certain that he will not die of old age.
Aloha
[posted with ecto]
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Hmmm, I think he misunderstood what a "Roman Candle" was.